Keitelburgers

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The subject of this article is from the Pathfinder update.
The information from this article is up-to-date as of 10 August, 2017.
Keitelburgers
Keitelburgers
Galaxy Euclid
Region Sliodmarka Void
Spectral class G5
Distance to centre 172167.5 light‑years
Planet(s) 2
Moon(s) 0
Discovered by Ezegnegch
Game Mode Survival
Platform PC
Updated Pathfinder

Summary[edit | edit source]

Keitelburgers is a procedurally generated highly delicious star system in the universe of No Man's Sky.

This is one of the most hilarious systems I've been in. Seriously, Keitelburgers is the original, unaltered, unadulterated seed name of this system.

Discovered By[edit | edit source]

Ezegnegch (PC Survival Mode)

Region[edit | edit source]

Sliodmarka Void

Planets & Moons[edit | edit source]

This star system contains 2 planets.

Planet Summary[edit | edit source]

Name Space View Surface View Elements Scanned Hidden Elements Brief Description
Ibriedgort-Meya Aichik]]
Ibriedgort-Meya Aichik Space.png
Ibriedgort-Meya Aichik Surface.png
Temerium

Aluminium

Iridium

Heridium

This toxic planet ate way too much Keitelburgers, resulting in really fat rock formations, lots of plants and hostile fauna.
Ujianollat Hoti]]
Ujianollat Hoti Space.png
Ujianollat Hoti Surface.png
Spadonium

Emeril

Copper

Heridium

This desert planet ate way too little Keitelburgers, resulting in thin rock formations, a lack of plant life and barely any fauna.


Planet Conditions[edit | edit source]

Conditions in BOLD AND ALL CAPS indicate danger.

Name Size and Biome Weather Sentinels Flora Fauna
Ibriedgort-Meya Aichik Medium Toxic Planet Toxic Dust Minimal Abundant Ordinary (PREDATORS)
Ujianollat Hoti Medium Parched Planet Sterile Low Security Deficient Low


Intelligent Life[edit | edit source]

Gek

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Keitelburgers Welcoming Presentation[edit | edit source]


This section is Fan Fiction. The information found here is not an actual part of the released game, but a user-invented addition to the wiki.

Hello there, humble visitor. Welcome to KEITELBURGERS! Here at our headquarters in the Sliodmarka Void, we make the finest quality Kra-... *cough*, KEITELBURGERS™ for everyone and everything to enjoy! Whether it's a YOU, the player, Sentinels, Korvax, Kek, Vy'keen, the mysterious 4th race, even Stars, Planets including sentient evil annoyances like Hebakal-3 Zuhbogii in the Ensihchyokintsv II (Sugaikinovi Embassy) system, and Moons, there are Keitelburgers for everyone and everything!

Keitelburgers™ for living beings are made with the finest quality ingredients from our propriety planets and its parent star RIGHT HERE at Keitelburgers, terraformed with care by proper conduction of Keitelburgers™ Planet Terraforming Keitelburgers and Keitelburgers™ Star Enhancing and De-enhancing Keitelburgers! These Keitelburgers™ are cheap and delicious, mass-produced by our happy workers to keep up with the ever-increasing demand of our sought-after Keitelburgers™.

Keitelburgers™ for extremely annoying, pesky, self-replicating dirtbag robots are made with the highest quality ingredients mixed with the optimum blend of Armadium, Pugneum, Zinc, Titanium, Nanite Clusters, Neutrino Modules and Dimensional Matrix so they are always in top condition, ready to annoy and destroy your sorry behinds!

Keitelburgers™ for Atlas Interfaces and divine, omnipotent beings are made with only the most godly ingredients we covertly ste... *AHEM*. BORROW, from our friendly neighbors at the Sugaikinovi Fringe, ensuring those divine or omnipotent beings complete control over everything in the best possible way.

Stay tuned for updates and new, upcoming Keitelburgers™!

Come and visit Keitelburgers now and enjoy our highest quality Keitelburgers™!

For business inquiries and starting a franchise with us, visit our business office tower at Fokkerwegwei, Sliodmarka Void. If you are a Sugaikinovian, please visit us at our branch office located at Ubilimo-Rami Ubtsovk, Rodinggyamu-Yuc, Sugaikinovi Fringe. Sugaikinovians get special treatment (after they discovered we're stealing extremely valuable endangered items from Gukarlevskios-Aep). Everyone else gets normal treatment.

Company Profile[edit | edit source]

  • Full name: Keitelburgers Patties and Terraforming (KBPT) Megaconglomerate
  • Headquarters: Ujianollat Hoti, Keitelburgers, Sliodmarka Void
  • Subsidiaries: Vegetarien-Ehana V Products of Pain, Axelliteng-Baraz/AXELLBAR Securities, Fokkerwegwei/FKW Mogara Meats, Big Erdenbla's Special Lok Goods, Teskendin-Pro/Teskendin Professional Terraforming and Food Consumption Research Institute (TPT-FCRI).

Financial Status:

  • Operating Income: 16,723,512,759,223,546,099Units.png
  • Net Income: 4,111,367,535,299,955,955 units
  • Total Assets: 1,011,235,623,774,511,234,919 units
  • Total Equity: 2,016,576,436,886,506,006 units
  • Number of Employees: 465,215,677,855,091

Rodinggyamu-Yuc Stock Market:

  • Market Abbreviation: KBPT
  • Stock price: 967u/share
  • Number of stocks: 1,000,000,000,000

Release history[edit | edit source]